i love the watermelon stevens

:|

stargate universe and the questionable ethics of fucking in someone else’s body

i was so happy with the last batch of steve u episodes :/

diamond days should have been released as a steven bomb these episodes are too short and plot driven to stand alone and its not like you have any kind of reputation of decent release schedules to uphold

lovelywaifu:

whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess 
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature 
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) 
Monk Must practice a martial art 
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports 
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately 
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) 
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom 
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) 
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA 

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Omfg

theveryworstthing:

the fight is harder each year.

azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

reasons i swiped left:

first picture has an obstructive filter

i don’t really want to look at your tongue

beer is not a personality trait